Friday, September 30, 2005

New Management

To All:

As you probably heard, Stan is selling LC. He is supposed to sell it around October 10th. The store will be closed for about a week for remodeling. Nobody's getting fired or anything like that. Stan was pretty lenient about the rules, and it's not going to be like that anymore. Specifically, it's going to be imoportant that we come to work on time, and wear our uniforms (including hats.) No jeans are allowed, but we can wear shorts if we want to. Either black or tan, shorts or pants. And girls (or anyone, for that matter) can wear LC visors if they want to. Little Caesar mini-skirts will also be available. I will be sporting one of these.
The biggest change will be that our store will be mainly a Hot-n-Ready store. No more smalls, mediums, salads, or fountain drinks will be sold. We'll sell bottled drinks, we'll take credit cards, we still won't deliver. From now on we'll have some one dressed in a Little Caesar costume dancing outside our store. It will bring in lots of business. I will be the first to dance, since I have all the moves.
Anyways, the new owner is serious about enforcing the rules. Unlike Stan, he has no problem with getting rid of people who refuse to do things right. I will have to write people up who show up late, or don't wear their uniform. I have to do this because I'm sure he'd have no problem getting rid of me, either. So, who knows what all is going to change. I think we'll be a lot busier than we have been. So there. If you've read all this you must be pretty bored. That's all I have to say. See y'all later.

-Jeff

6 Comments:

At 10/07/2005 12:13 PM, Anonymous Margaret said...

Are we really getting a little caesars costume or were you making that up?!

 
At 10/07/2005 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Margaret your dumb

 
At 10/07/2005 12:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i mean your retarted

 
At 10/07/2005 12:56 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Margaret,

No, we won't have any costume that I know of, and I won't be dancing. I will however be wearing a mini-skirt to work.

-Jeff

 
At 10/10/2005 5:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

margaret really is retarded from an anoumous x employee

 
At 10/11/2005 10:19 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

If y'all are gonna be mean at least you could tell us who you are. Unless you're scared of Margaret. Chicken. Bock bock! (Is that how you spell bock bock?)

-Jeff

 

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